Monday 1 April 2013

[Build Backlinks Online] Introducing Moz Reader!

Build Backlinks Online has posted a new item, 'Introducing Moz Reader!'


Posted by Nick Sayers

After the demise of Google Reader, we decided rise to the challenge. Moz Reader
is our answer. We can honestly tell you that this is the best thing to happen
for Moz Reader, since Moz Reader. Just call us!





Moz never expected to get into the reader business. Ever. That is until one man
cornered Rand at the annual Executives Meet at the Top of a Tower conference.
Behind wafting cigar smoke and the thick stench of brandy, Jon White appeared.
Jon (seen in the announcement video) came from British-controlled Colonial Hong
Kong with news of an emerging fad: feeds and current events read to customers
over the phone. Bloody genius, he called it. Rand figured if Hong Kong was doing
it, we should, too. The rest is history.

Here we are 25 years later, and finally launching Moz Reader.

On a side note, Jon is only fluent in British and Cantonese, so he hasnt quite
learned how to write American yet. Thats why the Communications Team (Elijah and
I) decided to give the jolly ol chap a hand with the video and announcement.

Without further ado...check out the Moz Reader features!

Moz Readers

Are you ready for a crack team of professional voices to read you content until
your heart is content? Meet the Moz Reader team. After you experience our
voices, you wont be able to read a blog post on your own again.



Each and every one of the team may or may not have benefits enjoyed by most
first-world companies! As independent contractors, they have the freedom to
choose their own benefits and doctors without any corporate strings attached. No
HR suit is going to tell them how to obtain their own medical coverage!

Real Celebrity Voices

Thats right, folks! We have friends in lowerr, high places. Do you want your
blog read by Keanu Reeves, Oprah, Ahnuld, Whoopi Goldberg, or Nic Cage? Well,
youre in luck. Just request one of our celebrity contributors, and get your feed
read to you with class, grit, or drama.



Content Filtering

Like listening to your favorite blogs with the whole family? Well, with a new
uber-complex-algorithmic-math-formula our Big Data team engineered, you can keep
your mind at ease. The little ones will never hear any naughty words. Just tell
your reader that you dont want artistically-crafted content and would rather we
filter it!



Notifications

No more waiting for your computer to start or opening a battery-draining app on
your coveted RAZR! As soon as something pops up in your RSS feeds, were going to
call you on every number we can dig up to read you what you need to hear. Busy
the minute we call? We will call you two minutes later! Persistence is our
middle name. Thats right, Moz Persistence Reader.

Easy Sharing

Want to share something we read to you? Give us your closest friends phone
numbers and we will give em a call! Heck, we will even save their phone numbers
in a social database for other companies to access and offer them
once-in-a-lifetime deals.



If this doesnt have you doing back flips out of sheer excitement, then youre
probably in a coma! Well, thats enough from us. Happy reading!

If you have feedback for Moz Reader, please call your Moz Reader Specialist of
Director Relations Customer Liaison and talk over them as they read your feeds!
Dont worry, we will log your feedback and take it into account when we cycle
through our current Moz Reader contractors.
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